Friday, November 18, 2011

That's so offensive

I heard a voice on sports radio as I was driving home Thursday night say he thought the Jets-Broncos game would set offense in the NFL back 20 years. He was only off by about 90 years. The forward pass was made legal in 1906. If they could have looked into the future and watched last night's game they might have had second thoughts.

The passing performances of Tim Tebow and Mark Sanchez were sick. As in nausea inducing. It was that bad. Sanchez threw his second pick-six in five days. The one against the Pats helped seal defeat. The one last night helped give away a win. He gave Denver a touchdown when the Broncos offense couldn't even get a first down. Sanchez missed open receiver after open receiver. Tebow missed everything. It was ugly.

As ugly as the 5-5 Jets' playoff prospects. Mt. Ryan said "Our playoffs start next week." That's a problem because his offense is not ready for the playoffs. It's not even ready for preseason. In a matter of five days the Jets made a season's worth of mistakes, both physical and mental. A loss to the Bills and the Foot Doctor can start making his Super Bowl predictions for next year.

The Broncos are also 5-5 but they are a lot happier about being .500. It's all a matter of expectations. The hero of the game was rookie Tebow -- known for his ability to pass on the word of the Lord and his inability to pass anything else. Tebow was coming off a game in which he completed just two passes. Two! But one of those two was for a long touchdown to win the game. And he can run. Actually, running -- at this moment -- is pretty much all he can do. He won the game with a 20-yard touchdown scamper through the vaunted Jets D. It was a heck of a play by Tebow. And a heck of a collapse by the Jets

I added Tebow to my fantasy football team to replace Michael Vick who has been a huge bust in both the real and fantasy worlds. I didn't do it because I thought Tebow would score me a ton of points. He won't. I did it because after drafting a dog killing jerk I thought it might be a good idea to replace him with a man of God. I felt a need for atonement.


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